There's a new road hump that appeared around my estate, brings my average speed on that "drag strip" down by like 60%. Not very safe i reckon. If, suddenly i have to brake and some dude rams into my rear end, i'm not going to be in a very healthy state after my mom is through with me.

Mentally of course.

And so, the hump appeared last week. Within a week, it popped up.

I went to camp, and i came back from camp, and there it was!

Mysterious.

Sometimes the government can be so efficient, yet sometimes they sit on things for decades.

I caught Wolverine 3 hours ago. Good show, please catch it.

My specs always self destruct after some time. They're army specs, they're supposed to be tough, but this current pair will self destruct soon.

So, i think i should stop wearing specs and go for LASIK one day. But operations are scary, and i think the recovery phase should be quite limiting. And its plastic surgery, what if things go wrong? If i were blind, i would be sad...

Maybe i should stick to spectacles after all.

50 days or so left before i can kiss the army good bye, 60+- days or so left before i will kiss singapore good bye, and say hello to Melbourne.

I'm really hyped i tell you.

Tsk, i want a KORG TRITON!

and i've had enough of playing with the blog, i shall now go and play need for speed.

Renault clio v6 is a good car.

And so, i've added some ads on the blog, once again, if anyone remembers the era of ads until i got suspended.

So, i wish you guys would help me out yeah? I should post pictures of the stuff i do now.

Yesterday, or rather, wednesday was a pretty great day!

So, 3 guys went out of camp in the morning because we had the day off. Why did we have the day off? Thats classified information because its related to the army. We did have the day off, thats all one should know. Kenny, Jeremy and Me.

So, after completing the pre-requisites for having the day off, we went to the Singapore Discovery Centre. Upon arrival, i, found out that the McDonalds at the SDC was no longer there. And Kenny found out that there WAS a McDonalds at the SDC, but its no longer around.

I don't know what Jeremy realised.

Since we discovered that there was no more McDonald's there, we have nothing left to discover at the SDC, so we left. Onward to Jurong Point!

And we had McFood at JP. Its like going to WhiteCastle, just that its a less perilous journey. And its a rental car. We just had to have McFood for breakfast, i don't know why.

THEN we went to Dairy Farm Road. Kenny wanted to look at rock walls, he has a fetish for all the rock walls in the world. We met a friendly old man. Very different from the grunty Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino, "urngh".

No ghost stories about that place, not that i know of anyway...

THEN, we went back to camp, to get changed.

Getting bored now?

Here comes the good part, we went to pick THE Girlfriend up, and we headed towards ABC market for THE best charsiew in Singapore. Nobody should dispute that.

Even your $500 charsiew from whatever n^n* restaurant cannot compare to this humble $10 portion of delightful, sweet, and sinfully fatty bbq-ed pork. Nothing in Singapore can stand against this, at least nothing i've ever tried can.

I've got no pictures of the charsiew, i just wanted to eat. How would i be able to take pictures if i just left camp? Go figure. No pictures.

Jeremy felt that the rice didn't quite not suck.

Boss brand canned coffee is good, i can go on and on and on and on ad infinitum.

So, after much insistence, Jeremy still did not want to go test drive the Laguna with us, so we had to drop the bugger off at RedHill MRT Station. He was past his bedtime you see.

We then headed to Wearnes, a great place for service if you wanna buy a Renault. Even if the service sucked, you have no choice if you wanna buy a Renault. But for GREAT service, look for Billy or Raymond, great guys these two.

So i test drove the Laguna, and Kenny and THE Girlfriend were test passengers. I loved the car, they loved the car, for that price point, its hard to beat. IF only it were RWD. IF.

And we test sat the Megane R26 and Clio R27. No pictures for you, go to topgear.com to find out.

And we headed to Turf City to return the Fielder and went to forward with test driving the GT-R in mind. But the boss wasn't around and thus THE Girlfriend wasn't able to pull any strings. So we didn't get to test drive the GT-R A great car nonetheless, a work of art, they don't even need to make it a convertible.

Jurong Point it was again!

We played Taiko till our hands blistered, and we watched 17 Again, which wasn't half bad. And then dinner at pepper lunch, more taiko, arcade basketball game, arcade sniper game, drums mania and then THE Girlfriend went home, and Kenny and i went back to camp to sleep.

End of account.

Pretty fruitful but i've got no pictures.

A disclaimer before i go on to posting what i have to say today...

In no way am i being racist, but my views are due to observation of a large sample size. So, if you feel that what i'm writing about is offensive to you, too fucking bad.

Black people music.

Promiscuos sex, money, violence, clubbing, alcohol, vices are glorified in their lyrics. Its almost evil.

Its like thats all black people think about, in this time and age, since thats what they're preaching.

I quote, "i wanna make love nananana", in a nasal, out of tune-ish voice fails in my books, yet its popular with lots of people. What happened to perfect pitch? What happened to harmony? Makes techno sound classy i tell you.

And that description describes almost all black artistes right now. I'd sooner listen to boring classical music than listen to black crap. Once again, i'm not being racist, but since most of these trashy rap songs are done by black people, there you see?

Why can't they sing about more wholesome things? What happened to songs about love, hope, courage, bravery, saving the world, nature, tragedy, and even family?

Lets give an example of a wholesome black song current with the times.

Yo yo
The forests are burning
yo yo
The animals are dying
Yo yo
Save the world!

Yeah! Sing stuff like that and i'll even forgive these pseudo singers for their piece of shit voice.

But then again, i've gotta give credit where its due.

Ray Charles sang good songs. Good, soulful and wholesome songs, and he played the piano well. Sang about love and stuff. Very good black singer.

But oh wait, he's dead.

Tsk. Even metal bands sing about love...

Check out Sonata Arctica's Fullmoon.

And once again, in no way am i being racist. My views are purely based on observations i've made, while driving, listening to what they call the "charts".

Offended.

I was told i haven't suffered enough because i said the food in a certain place sucked.

I know of food half the price, 1/3 the price and i could eat those EVERY frickin day. Tsk, unknowing middle aged people.

It's been awhile.

I have since disposed of the k770i, that funky piece of shit. And i have finally settled down with a Nokia E63, which is working pretty fine so far. Pretty good, pretty good, and its in a nice shade of chris king red. Very nice.

Speaking of red, i hate red cars for some reason. Not hate, but i won't drive one unless i have no choice. What do i mean by no choice? Its means, i find 2 Skylines, one costs 7.5k and the other costs 8.5k. The cheaper one is red and the other is white. Assuming both are R33s and manual. I'll Get the red one. 1k and buy me half a year of fuel.

And i wonder whats the traffic on this site, i reckon it isn't much since i don't blog about clubbing, naked girls, am not pretty, post no pictures, and i don't talk much about any other topic other than myself.

So i don't think many people visit anymore, no one wants to leave tags anymore either. =(

Whine whine whine.

And my tagboard is causing pop-ups.

Should i serve ads?

An extra set of income to buy me groceries?

Out.

Finally, its over. 3 days of hell are over. And with friday being a holiday and all, i can finally take a break.

Tomorrow. Or rather, today, will be pretty slack. I reckon. Just half a day of shit, and then its back to bed. Secret rooms in camp are good to sleep in. Everyone serving the force should find a few rooms like those, with aircon, sofa sets, televisions and the like.

And so, i'm glad these tedious little time wasting activities are few and far in between. Well, not exactly few, but theres enough of time in between to recover from them. Which beats running around in the jungles of singapore, feeding blood sucking insects and eating food with sandy hands.

And so, now i have time to meet up with my beloved girlfriend and all is well.

In a little bit of a bind here.

Seriously want a skyline, and i want to afford one. Can't afford one now. I spent foolishly and lost sight of my goals for the near future. I hereby declare that i will save another 600$ minimum before i fly for australia.

Spending money. I guess i have to watch what i eat for these few months, 2$ wanton mee anyone? =D

I had an epiphany!

The dream about the MR-S has made me think twice about a 300zx or a skyline. The MR-S has given me resolve, to slog for it for 1 more year.

But i think i will still get a 300zx or a skyline. Although the MR-S looks so hawt. My girlfriend prefers the MR-S too.

Pseudo porsche you might think... but NO! Its not a psuedo porsche, porsche got guidance from toyota to build the boxster. MR-S! WOOOH..

If you need a picture, google it. The SW20 MR-2 is pretty, but the ZZW30 MR-2/MR-S has my heart...

Skyline more practical la.