Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Okay, my previous post was slightly annoying to readers. Which is good, because thats the effect i was trying for. Its all in jest ah, you can hate me for this but it doesn't really matter. Although i really almost got killed a few times on the road, the previous post, was all in jest.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

These days, i've been riding to camp. Most of the time from balestier though, so it isn't too far. Well, right? 1hour of riding time isn't exactly very far. Its about the same travel time by bus/mrt. So its good to have a work out on the way to camp too. Can lose weight, can keep fit, blablablabla.

Can also fear my chain snapping because the chain is kinda old. And when it snaps, i'm screwed.

But those are small issues. There are more pressing issues, like how i'm sometimes invisible, especially to women. I've lost count of the times i've almost been killed, by a lady in a car bigger than what she can handle. Its almost as if they were ignoring me, my hand signals, and my existence.

Just yesterday, was this bitch. The light was green, in my favour, but the the bitch insisted on turning, just as i was crossing the junction. Fuck, i AM a vehicle. And she even dared to give me that look of annoyance. The lights were green, in my favor, and i hope the bitch hits an expensive car. If i were driving, she wouldn't even dare look me in the eye (partly because of what i'll be driving la).

Ah, and ladies in big cars, don't even check blind spots when filtering onto a main road. Fucking bitch just cut 2 lanes. 1 foot from my front wheel, almost mowing the great me down, but i'm lucky. I survived. I even got to kick her car! Once again, if i was driving, she wouldn't even dare. Because a car hitting another car, is not very pleasant.

Then, pedestrians are another matter. There are many varieties. Like the bunch of i donno whats, occupying the whole space, walking slowly or even just standing around, blocking the path out of spite perhaps? At least these will move, even though the lowly educated kind would try and stare me down.

The legendary ones would be those that can singlehandedly or rather those that can block an entire roadside pavement all by themselves! They're not uncommon nowadays. I fall into despair when i hop onto the pavement to escape crazy cars and then i'm faced with these, for want of a better word, cows. To my left is a big deep drain, and to my right is the crazy busy road. Jing tui liang nan!

2 to 3 ft wide, i dont really know how they achieve it. But a surcharge should be imposed on public transport for those chronically obese people, because they take up more space, and require more fuel to transport. I'm not being mean, because its THEIR fault that they're this size, unless one proves he/she cannot lose weight by exercise and are trying their very best. Or one is genetically obese, then thats just too bad.

But usually, obesity, is caused by laziness, a sedentary lifestyle, and a general unwillingness to move. So, fuck you obese people. FUCK YOU.

Yes, i'm mean, so what? Been close to a grossly overweight person? Notice the stench? Now imagine being downwind from this animal for durations in excess of 10mins. Fuck.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Happy National Day, 1 month in advance.

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It reflects my general sentiment towards everything right now as well. I hope everyone is happy struggling to make ends meet. Happy getting bled dry. Many good years ahead.

Monday, July 7, 2008

They're building more and more gantries even in the face of rising Oil prices! Not that i care, i hardly drive anymore. But still, there will be 16 gantries on the KPE alone. Ridiculous isn't it. 16 gantries on a 12km stretch of road. Imagine each gantry charges 50 cents. And you have to pass through all 16 of it. $8 bucks to use 12km of road.

EIGHT BUCKS! Thats 4 liters of petrol dude! I can travel 40 kilometers with 4 liters of petrol. Its suddenly easier to just go ride a bicycle, which is what i'm doing. Although the travel time is long, about 1hour from lotte's place and 2hours from mine. Its worth it. I get to exercise too.

And because it's all getting so expensive. I'm not going to buy a car for myself in singapore anymore. There really isn't a point to it now since i have 11 months left and i CAN cycle to camp. That ban on cycling to camp for SAF personnel seems to be a hoax. I'm still saving for a car in australia though. Its too much of a waste not to drive there.

So, just now when i went out for dinner. I experienced some ridiculous happenings...

I'll tell the story tomorrow. All i can say now is that, some women are incredulous. Women belonging to the special group called incredulous revolts against common sense just by speaking. A feat unachievable by most. I felt, intimidated.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

I heard that a certain organisation has banned their personnel from cycling to their camps. Quite ridiculous. Public transport is a royal pain in the ass, especially from bedok to mandai road. Without a car, and now i have my right to cycle taken away from me. With my meagre allowance. WTF?

The bike helps me remain fit and helps me get to camp at NO extra cost.

I will continue to cycle until i am told personally that i am not allowed to cycle.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

As everyone knows. I'm broke now. So, i'm requesting for donations to my buy car fund. If everyone donates maybe 1$ or something. I might have something substantial for a form of transport in Singapore. I can't give much la. Maybe a strand of my hair or something.

Heh. Oh well. I should go drive a taxi. Ha.

Please donate.